lolsofunny:

triskaidecagon:

seeing your reflection when watching tv :/

(lol here!)

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Quelle: so-relatable, via bladeofmasyaf)

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olliescribbles:

5000-percentdone:

mcoats:

luniara:

dedmerath:

“Your style does not define your skill.”

See that one down there? That’s my usual at 6:00 am.

Reblog for truth.

Legit.

someone finally says this yes

Thank you.

(via bladeofmasyaf)

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littleblackcloud852:

Papercut for my cousin’s wedding.

(via paperclutz)

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

(Quelle: queenton, via cumber-bitches)

taxidermyextaordinaire:

In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result

(via bladeofmasyaf)

polywolyoctosaurus:

this is the happiest cat I’ve ever seen in my life

(Quelle: beanietheexotic, via bladeofmasyaf)

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(via bladeofmasyaf)

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sherlockspeare:

teralilac:

Sherlock portrait by me 

(via bladeofmasyaf)

castiels-feathery-butt:

moosemane:

too soon?

it’s been 2 days

we’re never going to last

(Quelle: stereksextape, via cumber-bitches)

consultingflatmates:

[x]

(via cumber-bitches)

When a gif doesn’t move.

lolsofunny:

sleeping-with-norse-gods:

(lol here!)

that awkward moment when you have 2387932789347109740912739127489347 tabs open and you can’t figure out which one the music is coming from.

lolsofunny:

punkasylum:

(lol here!)